I visit a nearby deli every day that makes the best chicken salad. However, I never take napkins from their dispenser because it is eerily similar to what one would find in a bathroom stall. As a matter of fact, I do my best not to look at it because the implications could be socially catastrophic.
There is a slight possibility through visual recognition that the mapping in my brain would trigger unacceptable muscle memory. Before you know it, I'm wiping my ass in the middle of the deli. I'm not sure where that kind of behavior is categorized on a performance improvement plan. And I don't want to find out.
There is a slight possibility through visual recognition that the mapping in my brain would trigger unacceptable muscle memory. Before you know it, I'm wiping my ass in the middle of the deli. I'm not sure where that kind of behavior is categorized on a performance improvement plan. And I don't want to find out.
"I'll take two. In case I'm barking out of both ends."
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