It is with mixed emotions that I take a hiatus from this blog.
I have thoroughly enjoyed writing "Corporate Joe in cubicle land" but I'm afraid this blog has kept me from my true love. What began as a casual hobby has taken up more time than I originally anticipated.
I am taking a four month break to focus all of my writing efforts towards finishing my third screenplay. Right now I'm about 1/3 of the way through and I have to converge all of my energy towards completion. This means my near future holds late nights in my basement devising plot points, character arcs, and finding scenes for product placement and gratuitous nudity.
There will be a few moments of joy when the final product is ready for submission. I'll have delusions of grandeur about people watching my film on the silver screen, acceptance speeches, and owning a Toyota Prius to stop the glaciers from melting. This joy will quickly be replaced with despair when a producer on the fringe of the industry tells me my story is "sophomoric", "predictable", and "perfect for Tina Yothers". Eventually, my 110 page document will be used as a coaster by a location assistant in the soft-porn industry who lives in La Mirada.
For those of you who are curious, the subject matter of my screenplay is the same information in my blog. It's all about Corporate America and the story involves an ageing CEO, a newbie, and their reluctant alliance to challenge a corporation. Think "Pippi Longstocking" meets "Full Metal Jacket" with a touch of "8 1/2". Yeah, I know, it's gonna' be good.
In all seriousness, I am a believer in pursuing your dreams. And I do dream that one day my screenplay will be picked up. We attract what we believe, and I believe it will happen. It's a longshot for every screenwriter. Except for Joe Ezterhas, that guy was money.
Sorry about that last paragraph. Tony Robbins got a hold of my keyboard. I'm surprised he could even type. His hands are freakishly large.
You can do it, Corporate Joe!
That'll be $500.
I do want to take the time to thank everyone for the encouragement, flattering comments, and even the occasional criticism. I appreciate all who have taken a few minutes out of their day to read the stories that I have put effort into writing. It's nice to know that I have an audience. And it doesn't bother me that my audience is very small compared to the majority of blogs that are out there. I actually take comfort in knowing my message isn't diluted for the masses. And that I'm too lazy to advertise my own blog.
I'll be back with a vengeance in June of this year. There are plenty of stories left to write about concerning the day-to-day drudgery of 9 to 5 life. In the meantime, if you would like to be on my distribution list (for when I return in June) please send me your email address to cubicle.land@gmail.com. I'll be happy to add you. My emails usually have a bit of humor in them also. The more the merrier.
For now, take care and I'll see you in June.
Sincerely,
Corporate Joe in cubicle land.
12 comments:
Paul,
Oh sure, get your readers hooked and then walk away. . . . real nice! -- It's like when our office went for the top-of-the-line coffee maker with 20 different blends from around the world. . . only to cancel the service 3 months later and opt for a 2nd-hand Mr. Coffee!! Anyone know if that methadone clinic is still down there next to Penn Station??
Seriously I've enjoyed your take on the Corporate world. I can only hope that when the movie comes out I can tell all my co-workers how I used to read the Corporate Joe Blog.
Best of luck.
Joe
CJ,
I'll look forward to June. Your writing has cracked me up.
Cheers,
Disco Lemonade
Paul I enjoyed reading these blogs of yours. They were funny but I have some better ideas for your next round of blogs:
1. Do a blog about how the copier always breaks. That would be funny.
2. Do a blog about how nobody likes to make coffee in the morning. That would be hilarious.
3. Do a blog about how the person in the cube next to you always has there phone on speaker. That is so true.
4. Do a blog about how everyone gathers around the water cooler to gossip. You writing these down?
5. Do a blog on how boring conference calls are. Because they really are and its funny.
Good luck
Your Bro
Paul I enjoyed reading these blogs of yours. They were funny but I have some better ideas for your next round of blogs:
1. Do a blog about how the copier always breaks. That would be funny.
2. Do a blog about how nobody likes to make coffee in the morning. That would be hilarious.
3. Do a blog about how the person in the cube next to you always has there phone on speaker. That is so true.
4. Do a blog about how everyone gathers around the water cooler to gossip. You writing these down?
5. Do a blog on how boring conference calls are. Because they really are and its funny.
Good luck
Your Bro
Thanks Corporate Joe!
I loved your stories especially the one about the toner. AND the little pictures were icing on the cake.
I will be taking notes here about the odd (usual) occurences here and if you need any material when you get back, let me know!
Britney in rehab for about 4 months, you taking 4 months off? I think we all know what is really going on. There is no shame in it, we are all your friends here. Just tell me your head and crotch are not shaved.
Arren
Homo.
This is sad news! But I understand your decision to leave for a bit. I've enjoyed reading your blog enormously, even though I'm just a kid in college. Your blog has given me so much insight, and I think it's time to make an updated version of "Office Space," but I know for a fact your movie will be better. Four months will breeze by, and I hope to see you at the end of the tunnel. Actually, in four month's time I will have graduated from college, and I'll need a job (read: I would love to be involved in this project).
CJ,
Can't wait for the movie. someone ought to sell tickets, i sure buy one!
CJ-
Your blog is awesome and I know the screenplay will be even better. I definitely see awards and great things to come in your future!
I think you’re a talented writer who can make it. Good call to quit spilling your seed upon the Blogosphere, so to speak, and focusing on your dream. Just remember, the trying is just the first step to failure. So hang in there.
-- a fan in Texas
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