Buy CTXE now, it's hot!

I've been inundated with junk email in addition to the junk email that is my work email. Somehow my company is unable to siphon through the hot stock tips on penis enlargement and give me the genuine work emails that I detest. And we're not just talking about a few, it's as if the National Association of Spammers emerged fully energized from a Tony Robbins seminar. A blitzkrieg of impressively misspelled emails with subject lines such as "Lower Home Payment bye 30 purcent", "HiRollerKasino", "Fawlen low on dough?" and of course, "That report was due yesterday, come see me in my office".

All these emails give me an Arsenio Hall "hmmm" moment, does Spam actually work? Internet service providers hate it, it costs businesses time, and rips grown men away from their porn. Despite these negative impacts it keeps coming like another season of Friends. The fact is it's a numbers game. The hit rate might be 1% but if you email 100,000 people that's like, you know...alot of people.

What is the collective IQ of people responding to Spam? These people must be in the same demographics as those dialing up at 2am to talk to a psychic, sex phone line, or to buy something on QVC. Maybe not the sex phone line people, I'm told they're misunderstood and really nice people if you don't judge and give them a chance.

As for the latest stock Spam, Cantex EnergyCorp (CTXE), it had a volatile day today. Opened at .45 and closed at .44, cue "Rollercoaster" by the Ohio Players. That's shortsighted of me, let's look at its 52 week range. Oh wait, it doesn't have one. According to their website, "natural gas show well within the 2D swath imaging area to image, drill and discover trillion cubic foot (TCF)-potential natural gas". Talk about a slam dunk explanation to buy buy buy. You're going to argue with that?

I'm actually glad the six-figure salary system geeks in our company don't have time to filter Spam from my email. I'm going make my company pay dearly for their mistake by buying an obscene amount of CTXE shares, watching the stock price skyrocket, then dumping my shares at just the right time when it peaks. And dumping my current job with it. That's right, who's going to take the time to change the copier toner now? Don't f*ck with me, fools.